we need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles and work. or waffles, friends, work - it doesn't matter. but work is third.  ★

previously fabacon.


i put the :// in http://

posted 20 hours ago21/9/2014 • 319,485 notes

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

posted 22 hours ago21/9/2014 • 89,731 notes

It’s dark because you are trying too hard. Lightly child, lightly. Learn to do everything lightly. Yes, feel lightly even though you’re feeling deeply. Just lightly let things happen and lightly cope with them. I was so preposterously serious in those days…Lightly, lightly—it’s the best advice ever given me. So throw away your baggage and go forward. There are quicksands all about you, sucking at your feet, trying to suck you down into fear and self-pity and despair. That’s why you must walk so lightly. Lightly, my darling.
Aldous Huxley (via imilkovich)

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Legally Blonde (2001)

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Jesse Williams and the depiction of Michael Brown

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what do you call a semi cool vegetable


posted 1 month ago8/8/2014 • 6,107 notes

It’s weird to feel like you miss someone you’re not even sure you know.
David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest (via tat-art)

posted 1 month ago8/8/2014 • 80,264 notes

tres excite because on thursday i am going to CANNES with my friend sophie which is amaze because

  • its cannes dude that place is shit full of rich kids and soph’s family have a house there which is super duper
  • it’s /sophie/ like i am going on holiday with sophie i mean when i moved in and had all the depression and anxiety i was like man sophie is cool but she is 2 kool 4 meh and now we are going on a freakin holiday together like man social fluidity at uni rocks \m/

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*sprints for 40 miles*

*squat thrusts through a brick wall*

*throws that ass in a circle causing a disturbance in the earths rotation*

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