we need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles and work. or waffles, friends, work - it doesn't matter. but work is third.  ★

previously fabacon.



posted 17 hours ago19/10/2014 • 5,007 notes

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it



posted 18 hours ago19/10/2014 • 558,258 notes

You’re going to have people who are going to say ‘Oh, you know like, she just writes songs about her ex-boyfriends’ and I think frankly that’s a very sexist angle to take. No one says that about Ed Sheeran. No one says it about Bruno Mars. They’re all writing songs about their exes, their current girlfriends, their love-life, and no one raises a red flag there.”



posted 1 day ago18/10/2014 • 848 notes

Rosamund Pike | Toronto International Film Festival Portraits



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posted 2 days ago17/10/2014 • 62,026 notes

what's the heterosexual flag look like?

lesbianvenom:

it usually looks something like this



posted 4 days ago15/10/2014 • 23,408 notes



posted 4 days ago15/10/2014 • 40,860 notes

kobetyrant:

put her in office omg



posted 4 days ago15/10/2014 • 137,072 notes

defenseoftheancients:


maplehoofs:

aquaticspacepussy:

prettygirlwithahandgrenade:

HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE
OH YEAH
TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL
TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET
AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET
AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET
once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END.  that is the end of the conversation.  YOU LUCKY FUCKERS

Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not.Or kick you outOr send you to reprogramming campsOr sterilize youOr murder you
Boy us queers got it so easy.

Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.

straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”

defenseoftheancients:

maplehoofs:

aquaticspacepussy:

prettygirlwithahandgrenade:

HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE

OH YEAH

TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL

TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET

AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET

AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET

once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END.  that is the end of the conversation.  YOU LUCKY FUCKERS

Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not.
Or kick you out
Or send you to reprogramming camps
Or sterilize you
Or murder you

Boy us queers got it so easy.

Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.

straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”



posted 6 days ago13/10/2014 • 83,657 notes

  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira


posted 1 week ago12/10/2014 • 207,520 notes

What's so bad about periods

mistyslay:

  • Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-7 days
  • That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup
  • a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue
  • You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them
  • You will get horrible mood swings
  • You get headaches
  • Backaches
  • Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can’t even touch them
  • You get acne everywhere
  • Your actual vagina could be sore
  • Your feel constantly tired
  • You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon
  • You can’t lay a certain way in bed
  • You take pill after pill and it still doesn’t help
  • You bloat and gain weight
  • You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it’ll be deadly
  • You never feel full
  • Everything irritates you
  • You will cry a lot
  • Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking
  • You get made fun of for having a period ?////?/?/
  • You’re forced to go to school/work
  • You get told that you’re overreacting

but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too



posted 1 week ago12/10/2014 • 401,560 notes

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid



posted 1 week ago12/10/2014 • 518,336 notes

A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens.
Accurate as fuck comment (via supernatasha)


posted 1 week ago11/10/2014 • 56,949 notes

micdotcom:

Potent minimalist art sends a strong message about police and vigilante brutality in America.

Journalist and artist Shirin Barghi has created a gripping, thought-provoking series of graphics that not only examines racial prejudice in today’s America, but also captures the sense of humanity that often gets lost in news coverage. Titled “Last Words,” the graphics illustrate the last recorded words by Brown and other young black people — Trayvon Martin, Oscar Grant and others — who have been killed by police in recent years.

Let us not forget their voices.



posted 1 week ago11/10/2014 • 108,234 notes